Posts tagged: canada

bearthecrownofmymistaken:

jack-straw:

keepfabandgayon:

davidduspookyspackage:

CANADA IS TIGHTENING SECURITY ON ITS BORDERS IN THE EVENT THAT ROMNEY WINS

and it was announced in the most passive-aggressive way ever
go canada

everything canada does is passive aggressive

Canada. Canada what you doing? 

bearthecrownofmymistaken:

jack-straw:

keepfabandgayon:

davidduspookyspackage:

CANADA IS TIGHTENING SECURITY ON ITS BORDERS IN THE EVENT THAT ROMNEY WINS

and it was announced in the most passive-aggressive way ever

go canada

everything canada does is passive aggressive

Canada. Canada what you doing? 

schr0dinger:

will never not reblog because historygasm

we owned part of future british columbia?! why the hell did we ever give it up?!

schr0dinger:

will never not reblog because historygasm

we owned part of future british columbia?! why the hell did we ever give it up?!

mechellelee:

Sara for President! (Yes I know, she’s Canadian)

^that’s exactly what america needs. a canadian president. 

mechellelee:

Sara for President! (Yes I know, she’s Canadian)

^that’s exactly what america needs. a canadian president. 

Canada always wins

peanutsareforpussies:

meghai:

seize-the-ass:

a-really-funny-girl-just:

edsheewalkedd:

firstadream:

eat-sleep-procrastinate:

allwaswellindistrict12:

I am British I whisper as I purposely spell words with U’s.

I AM AMERICAN I SHOUT AS I DEEP FRY MY FREEDOM.

I am Canadian I say politely as I ride off on my polar bear

canada cant even figure out how to use the text brush to write, they have to handwrite it.

handwritten like the signatures on all our equal marriage certificates

canada wins

barefootwhaleriderr:

leslieseuffert:

‘NOT MYSELF TODAY’ CAMPAIGN

This is the first initiative from Partners for Mental Health designed to improve mental health in Canada. Critical to its success was to create an experience that would draw people into a conversation, encouraging a new, more open relationship with their feelings, and inspiring them to pledge their support. The identity thus had to be bold yet personal and comfortable. To do this, we created a spectrum of moods and corresponding colours that people could identify with, select and wear. We then put it out on the street to provoke engagement and dialogue, driving them to the website where they could learn more and pledge their support.

 Blok Design

I want those mugs….

another reason to love Canada 

sounds like a dreamland even if obama gets reelected 

sounds like a dreamland even if obama gets reelected 

  • Socialism:

    You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.

  • Communism:

    You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.

  • Fascism:

    You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.

  • Nazism:

    You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.

  • Bureaucratism:

    You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..

  • Traditional Capitalism:

    You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

  • An American Corporation:

    You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.

  • A French Corporation:

    You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

  • Japanese Corporation:

    You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.

  • An Italian Corporation:

    You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

  • A Swiss Corporation:

    You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

  • Chinese Corporation:

    You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.

  • An Iraqi Corporation:

    Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......

  • Counter Culture:

    'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'

  • Surrealism:

    You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

  • Fatalist:

    You have 2 doomed cows...

  • A West-Country Corporation:

    You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.

  • A Brazilian Corporation:

    You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.

  • Moffat:

    You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England.

  • An Irish Corporation:

    You have a million cows because they're everywhere

  • Tumblr:

    You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.

  • Canadian Corporation:

    You have two cows. You kill one to have a barbecue to share with all your friends a family. You keep the other cow to milk and then put the milk into bags to sell.

bandaid91:

Fucking seriously.

exodus to canada anyone?

International Food Wars

davidsreality:

laughingstation:

These are not chips.

They are crisps.

These are chips.

That is all.

we don’t care

image

#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS

THIS IS A VEGETABLE

BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA


These are chips

and these are chips too

That is all.

who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk

you win this round, canada.

Dying.

Dead.

OMFG

why are you talking to yourself?

nezua:

Zero hour for humanity. Zero concern for compassion. Zero empathy for our mothers.

another reason to move to canada 
or Germany because i know for a fact you can really take a year if you need to and still be guaranteed your job, oh and father’s can take off too. 

nezua:

Zero hour for humanity. Zero concern for compassion. Zero empathy for our mothers.

another reason to move to canada 

or Germany because i know for a fact you can really take a year if you need to and still be guaranteed your job, oh and father’s can take off too. 

wowfunniestposts:

 Canadian polar bear.

Wouldn’t it be awesome if this thing actually took off?…

this is actually pretty accurate :P

a couple of them are for me lol

man, I love coffee crisp so much T_T

what a funny blog